(WHEN YOU'RE TIRED OF SHOPPING)
Vacation in a wilderness cabin and discover a hunk living next door.
Indulge in a harmless affair, then return home and realise you can't live without him. Pine away…I mean really pine. Dream about him every night, forget your purse, pour salt into your coffee, etc.
Discover the man of your dreams straddling an electric Merry Christmas sign, ranting something about a "marry–me Christmas." Say "I do"! (After all, he can cook!)